ICE COLD DC T-SHIRT -- MADE IN THE USA

The "Nothing Quite Like an Ice Cold DC" T-shirt is not just a shirt—it’s a public service announcement. A declaration of allegiance to the real ones who wake up and reach for a can before brushing their teeth. It’s for those who see a room-temp Dasani and feel personally attacked. This tee is your license to slander tap water in every conversation and remind the world that some of us still have taste—and that taste is metallic, cold, and caffeinated.

Meaning Behind It:
In true UrPoor fashion, this shirt pays homage to the beautifully deranged souls who treat Diet Coke like an emotional support beverage. The porch-pounders. The 7-Eleven cup-fillers. The psychopaths who ask for it with no ice because they’re going to finish it before the temp even has a chance to rise. You know who you are.

This isn’t just about a soda—it’s about identity. Because you don’t just drink Diet Coke… you live Diet Coke. You wear it in your energy, your choices, and now, proudly, across your chest. You’re the kind of person who can argue with a stranger about aspartame in the checkout line and still come out on top.

Wearing this shirt is choosing to be not poor—but in a bubbly, zero-calorie kind of way. It’s a conversation starter, a trigger warning, and a personality diagnostic test all in one.

So go ahead. Crack it. Sip it. Flex it.
And if someone offers you a water?
Tell them politely but firmly to go f*** themselves.

Product Details:
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• MADE IN THE USA

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