What's Next?

What's Next for UrPoor: A Bold New Era

As the founder of UrPoor, I’ve got to say, the best is yet to come. The brand started as a simple idea—calling out cheapness wherever it lurks, beta men, and those who treat others poorly—but we’re expanding into a full-fledged movement. Here's what’s coming next for UrPoor and how you can get involved in our relentless crusade against cheapness.

Merchandise Expansion

We’re leveling up the UrPoor merch line. Our first-edition products are going to be nothing short of iconic. We’re talking Koozies, stickers, bumper stickers, and a host of upcoming prank items. We’re also adding apparel like board shorts, bobbleheads, and, of course, plenty of gear for women. Whether it’s a mug, a “Make Poor People Great Again” shirt, or a Poor Kuzie, our merchandise will scream bold, unapologetic statements. This is just the beginning, so make sure you grab these the first-edition pieces before they’re gone!

Daily Interactive Themes

We’re taking our social media game to the next level. Expect daily themes that engage our growing community, where everyone can contribute their stories and experiences. Here’s what you can look forward to:

  • Storytime: Send in stories about your cheap or poor friends, and we’ll feature the best ones across our platforms.
  • Shit Tip Day: Servers and bartenders can submit pictures of terrible tips they’ve received. We’ll highlight the worst offenders in style.
  • The Poor People List: Nominate your cheapest friend each week, and we’ll make sure their name gets the attention it deserves.
  • Alcohol Review Time: We’ll be reviewing drinks—from seltzers to whiskey—and giving you our brutally honest takes.
  • Poorest Car of the Week: Ever see a car that’s barely hanging on? Submit it, and we’ll feature the “winner” on our pages.
  • Fan Video Submission Day: Submit your best UrPoor-themed videos, and the top one will be featured every week.
  • Many More To Come, including a fan text line where you can text in the poorest stories to us directly.

The Future of UrPoor Content

UrPoor isn’t just about calling out cheapness—it’s becoming an entire lifestyle brand. We’re introducing new platforms, a podcast, and content streams that will keep you entertained and engaged:

  • UrPoorHub Podcast (VonnoAndOdie): This will be a no-holds-barred podcast where we’ll talk to everyone from celebrities to everyday people. Expect hilarious stories, heated debates, and interviews that keep things real. Hosted by yours truly and my buddy Reid.
  • UrPoor24/Politics: This page will expose the bullshit the media is feeding you. We’ll connect the dots between reality and the nonsense, calling out beta men and defending real men.
  • SucksToBePoor Gaming: Dive into our gaming community with Madden tournaments, live streams, and a Discord club where we all interact and talk poorly.
  • UrPoorLOL (Pranks): Pranks will be a massive part of the UrPoor brand—expect hilarious content like prank mailers and other surprises.

New Ventures: What’s on the Horizon

UrPoor isn’t just stopping at social media and merchandise. We’ve got some seriously exciting things lined up for the future, including:

  • OC Claws Beverage Line: We’re working on OC Claws—a hard seltzer brand designed to shake up the market. We’re creating the beverages you’ll want at every party.
  • URPOORBABES: We’re rebranding APlusBabes into URPOORBABES, and we’re about to go big. With massive social followings already in place, we’re going to inject a whole new level of energy and appeal into the brand.
  • SucksToBePoor Discord: We’re creating a dedicated Discord server for fans to connect, share stories, and join in our mission to eradicate cheapness.
  • Daily Content: Expect daily, engaging content

Events and Community Engagement

We’re bringing the UrPoor community together like never before with virtual events and content that engages our audience. Whether it’s launching the OC Claws brand with a massive online party, hosting Madden tournaments, or on our Socials, you’ll have plenty of chances to get involved and win some killer merch.

What's Next for UrPoor in the Long Term?

In the future, we’re expanding into even more avenues:

  • PoorsAgainstHumanity: A card game that will be like Cards Against Humanity, but with a twist—whoever lays down the poorest choice wins.
  • Fan Clubs and Communities: Whether through our Instagram, TikTok, Discord, or our fan submission days, we’re building a robust community around the UrPoor brand, with live shows and virtual hangouts in the works.

Join the UrPoor Movement

The future is bright, and we want YOU to be a part of it. Whether it’s grabbing the latest merch, submitting content, or joining one of our virtual events, there’s never been a better time to get involved with UrPoor.

We’re here to call out the bullshit, challenge the status quo, and make sure everyone knows cheapness has no place in our lives. Buckle up because UrPoor is just getting started. Stay tuned, stay engaged, and get ready for a ride like no other.

This is what’s next—are you in?